stupid topics

Can you believe it! My school is making the 8th graders do another diagnostic for writing, and this time, the topics are beyond stupid.
first of all, there was "presuade your principal why kids should wear hats in school,"
or "why kids should have snacks"
and, this one takes the cake, "why do happy people make people around them relaxed?"
What. the. heck. i dont know if happy people send out a vibe or something, but in real life, they make other people angry and irritable because of their positive influence of everything.
for people who actually read this blog, send in weird prompts for me and rose to post and/or occasionly laugh at.
oh, that reminds me, i have a link to funnyjunk .com, the pics on there are so funny, or sometimes they'll have adorable pet pictures to look and say "awwwww" heres the link

http://www.funnyjunk.com/

ttfn --------hailey

TESTING STINKS!!!!!!!

hi its hailes
ok its hailey, only rose can call me hailes
anyway people, im now in diagnostic testing mode for the rest of the week
dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
its totally boring and because im advaced/gifted, i generally finish before the break so i have an hour to sleep or waste time. worst of all, im stuck in a class with boys who pass around a cheerleading magazine to stare at all day.
perverts
ugh i need to be with my fellow nerds!!!!!!!!! (im sorry, guys. i meant "smart people")
ttfn
----hailey

yeah its hailey
you may be wondering why i havent been on in a while
well im not telling
so there
any way if you guys have any ideas about
a bday party, key word affordable.
not for me but a suprise party for a friend, not rose though.
please help
ttfn
---hailey

i really need to find some more interesting titles im really bad at makig up titles btw

OH. MY. GOD.
kay, for anyone who doesnt already know, mr. sirota is the 8th grade assistant principle. last night was the annual halloween costume ball (which is just a fancy way to say halloween dance) and mr.s went as a... wait for it... a BUMBLE BEE!!!! a freaking bumble bee!!!!! omg it was horrible. he had like the scariest costume at the dance. it was big and round (not really a big difference from what he usually is)(although mrs.niccula... well... i'll get to that later) and he even wore antennas! but the worst part was that the round part of the costume only went down to maybe his upper thighs and under that he was wearing tights!!! omg. everyone who was at that dance is now, like, scarred for life. hailey, be glad you werent there. i still wish you were there though. it wouldve been more fun. we couldve made fun of all the people who prefer rap to rock (fall out boy, in your case. i swear your obsessed) and done disco when they played Last Dance at the end. oh well. your sister was there so i assume she told you all about it.
in other news. oh yeah. mrs. niccula. aka penguin lady. aka bat lady. aka penguin bat lady. now she is round. literally. like a globe. we call her penguin lady because she waddles like a penguin and if she were a bird she would be flightless like a penguin cuz she is a bit too big for flight. she is also called the bat lady because she knows she is old and fat and she likes to let us know that. SHE HAS WINGS! seriously, big winglike flaps under her arms that she seems to like to show to us a bit too often(make that WAY too often) and if thats not enough, she is boring and mean too. she always either starts giving lectures about some crap we dont need to know about a war in france while we live in america and are studying american history (thats america, people, not france) or she gets off topic and starts rampaging about "back in the day" or "when SHE was our age". i usually like to take that opportunity to either sleep or daydream. but she always gets mad when someone isnt listening to her pointless rampaging. me and hailey had her last year for civics and hailes has her again this year (i so sympathize for her. *sniff sniff* i feel your pain hailey)
anyway, now im very bored. tomorrow is the last day of the first semester. i did pretty well on most of my finals except i think math. i hate math, i really do. i wanna be an artist. a storyboard designer to be exact. i dont need to know the Pythagorean theorem to do that (what ever that is).
welp. gotta go. peace!
-rose

OMG WTF

hailey here
you may know about a costume ball that takes place at schools before halloween. well, we have an assistant principal that is really BIG. (not in the nicula category, though) anyway, last year at our costume ball he was some sort of disco ball
this year he was
a bumble bee.
yeah, no lie. a bumble bee, with a leotard and tights and antenna.
i didnt go, but my sister did, and the first thing i did was post this. rose was at the ball, though, and i hope she didnt go blind
ttfn
-----hailey

I AM HAILEY

I AM HAILEY!!!!!!!!!!
Rose offered me a part of the making of this blog.
If you're reading this Rose, thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know wonder who will comment now.......
anyway, to save the eyesight of out readers, i have switched to pink font!!!!!!!!! (which is still superior to purple, eat that Rose!) TTFN
---- Hailey
PS: i just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Gieco!!! (ok, if i had a car i would. I'm just a 8th grader!)

hailey here

rose is over at my house and we were bored

very bored

i can type faster than her too

cuz i took typing classes

tee hee

we're kinda surprised no one else ever reads this blog(not really)

not to mention rose put an "ad" for her blog at some crazed fan site for maximum ride. heres the

link

http://maximumride.blogspot.com/


ok she wants to talk now

rose here!!! god were so bored. excamation point exclamation point exclamation point. oh sorry !!! (hailey typing here)

im gonna be random today so heres my random theme:

comment about pandas and seals

or you can comment (or hailey will probably comment, sheesh) about the strangest situation youve ever been in. and, not to mention, "PANDAS RULE EXCLAMATION EXCLAMATION EXCLAMATION. MAN, I DID IT AGAIN(!!!) I THINK I SHOULD STOP TYPING IN SHOUT. ok thats better. well,i have to go soon so peace out from rose an' hailey exclamation (!) BYEBYE!!!!



-rose (and hailey)

ps: hailey as typing this for me because, yes, she is faster(although there was no need to brag) so all the times exclamation point was spelled out, yeah, that was her fault.

yeah, and it took her 10 minutes to type that.

yeah right! dont listen to her. shes just jealous of my awesomely purple font!!!

and it took 5 minutes to type that.

dont forget the exclamation

and blue is awesomer

well.... well..... PANDAS ARE BETTER THAN SEALS!!! SO THERE!!!

and there goes another five minutes. and NO THEY ARE NOT! lets try to see pandas crack open an oyster!

oh yeah? well lets see seals be amazingly adorable, eat bamboo, be a totally gentle species of an animal that is usually a predator, and be endangered while still being adorable!!!!

another 10 minutes, gosh rose exclamation(!) anyway is being endangered so good? plus seals are gentle when it comes to thier babies, while a panda will only take care of 1 out of 3 cubs. yeah, i read that in a book.

yeah... well... ok this has been way too long for a ps comment. peace out.

-rose

ahem

-and hailey

cant come up with a good title so here is my excessively long title for my excessively odd story that i cant seem to think of a title for

ive been wanting to update all week but i havent had the chance.hailey wanted me to tell you what happened at lunch last thursday.
we had a water fight. to most people this might not seem all that interesting, but i guess you had to be there. hailey and jaz, another girl i hang out with at lunch, were throwing a water bottle at each other across the table. while i was taking a sip of my chocolate milk, hailey, who was sitting next to me, accidentally elbowed me in the arm. you can probably guess what happened next. the milk flew out of the carton and all over my face. luckily, my clothes didnt get wet... Yet.
what happened next was, i got mad and smacked the bottom of hailey's water bottle while she was taking a sip (this isnt because i am mean to my best friend. i was simly gettin revenge for the many people she splashed before). unlike me, she got her clothes all wet.
jaz was pointing and laughing at this unfortunate scene and consequently got splashed by hailey. mia, who was sitting next to her at the moment, was hit too, so she splashed water back from her water bottle, hitting both me and hailey. pretty soon, we were all splashing each other with water.
grace was just sitting there watching us like we were a bunch of zoo animals. but because she is part of our little weird circle of outcastish friends (although she herself is not an outcast, so i have no clue how she ended up hanging out with us)(or why, for that matter) i mistook her watching us in pity for her watching us in envy, feeling left out. so i splashed her too.

thats the good part about being the invisible people that no one notices. we sit at the end of the table in the very back of the cafeteria. when we do nutty stuff like this, either no one notices or no one cares.
this is why i like being weird and hanging out with my weird little friends. unfortunately, alissa and brianna werent there to join in the fun.

now i guess you know the names of all my friends.
until next time,
-rose

ok. i dont have a lot of time today.
my idea for our kid only language is this:
every vowel is substituted by the one after it. for example, "hello good morning" would be " hillu guud murnong" get it?

enywey, o hevi tu gu. u hevi e fanny stury tu till nixt tomi.( anyway, i have to go. i have a funny story to tell next time.)
-rose

ps: a=e; e=i; i=o; o=u; and o=a. i hope that helped.

more freakish furbys

more possesed furby stories from YOUR (points finger at reader)(ok,fine. hailey's.sheesh. why wont anyone else read these?) comments.
first one:
hailey said...
tee hee i have a funny story, but its not mine.oh well anyway my friend(ill just call him michael) got a furby and it kept saying "feed me, feed me"he knew how to feed it, but he got so annoyed that he just shoved a stick up into the little slot so instead it just said "feed m-yum, yum, yum, YUM!!!" i think they're cancelled, but every so often burger king will give away furbys in the kids meal.creepy
October 1, 2007 5:58 PM

i think they actually came out with a new one last month. FURBYS SHOULD BE OUT LAWED!!!!!!! anyway, doesnt the "feed m-yum, yum, yum, YUM!!!" just get annoying, too?
next one(hailey again[i could SWEAR i sent emails too my other friends about this blog. why cant THEY post?huh?]):
hailey the annoyed said...
yeah my dad has this one wizard furby, but its one of the old onesso it speaks freaking furbish!Everytime its hungry, it says "toldeou". i dont get it at all, i mean its not like you can count it as a language on your Harvard college application.
October 1, 2007 6:03 PM
what. the.heck? what is furbish and what does...um..."toldeou" mean??? do i really want to know? it would be cool if it was a language,tho.
us kids should make up our own language.
send in your ideas. i think i already have one....
no already made up ones though(ie. gibberish, pig latin, etc).

PEACE =D - rose


ps. furbys are conspiring to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!huh.wish i could do that....

AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! THE FURBYS ARE HAUNTED!!!!!

so i was thinking about furbys before.dont ask why. remember those things? everyone i know had one. and everyone i know has a creepy story about them.

all furbys are possesed. i dont care what anyone else says. they were possesed and i know it. i had a gray furby once, and IT. WOULD. NOT. SHUT. UP. it would just be sitting on my dresser and start talking to itself in the middle of the night. it kept saying "feed me. feed me."
and it didn't come with any food or anything to feed it with. for the longest time, i had no idea what i was supposed to feed it. i was like " what do you want me to feed you,you stupid furby? my finger?"(it wasnt until last year that i found out from andrea that this was actually true.creeeeeepy). ugh *shudders*. i hate those things. i think they were discontinued, weren't they?

anyway, i threw it out a few years ago and--after about five years on one pair of batteries--i could still hear it talking to itself in the recycling bin(are furbys even recyclable?).

so post a comment about your possesed furby experiences and maybe i'll post them.

hey. my best friend hailey posted this in the comments:



hi from hailey

finally i can comment!!!!!!so if you're a Q and A person, then is the sky really purple, and we're all color blind?????????maybe the people who we think are color blind can actually see the true colors of the universe!!!!!!jk anyway good luck rose



ok so to answer your question, hailey(by the way, this isnt a Q&A blog, but you can ask me questions if you want. i'm just not obligated or anything to answer them) thats actually a very good question. you may be right on this one. we might very well be color blind and the people who we THOUGHT were color blind really aren't. or the sky could really be purple and what we see as blue is just an optical illusion. hmm.... well anyway, i'm most likely wrong though, so maybe you should ask a scientist. or Mr. Dragovich. heehee.

hiya! =]

hey. i'm rose.ok so that isnt really my name, but there are a lot of untrustworthy people out there. i just really love the name rose so there ya go. i'm gonna call myself rose. my best friend is gonna be called hailey(not her real name either)and my other one will be... andrea. i met them last year in the 7th grade. my new friend this year will be called alissa.

i'm really not good at the whole blogging thing. my life is kind of boring, really. so some of the stuff i write may or may not be either exadgerated or completely made up. or it might be true. you never know.

anyway, i really just made this blog so i could comment on oter blogs. so maybe i wont post quite as often as you'd like me to.(that comment was mainly directed toward hailey, who gets mad at me every time i skip a day or two). anyone who has a problem with me not posting ALL the time(ahem. hailey) will just have to deal.

ok so i like purple, pandas and the Beatles. theres some stuff about me that you might like to know.

- rose